Misc: (George) Washington Rap Video
Posted by: rupy @ 01:51 AM March 7 2008
Ok, uhm omg if you haven't already watched this, do yourself a favour:
Washington Rap - Click here for funny video clips
Lyrics:
Washington, Washington
Six-foot-eight weighs a fucking ton.
Opponents beware, opponents beware.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine.
I mean two sets of testicles, so divine.
On a horse made of crystal, he patrolled the land,
With a mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands.
Here comes George, in control.
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll.
Ate opponent's brains, and invented cocaine.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Washington, Washington.
Six-foot-twenty, fucking killing for fun.
Spread, spread, Delaware.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Sue me if I go too fast,
But the sons of his opponents wish he was their dad.
Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart.
He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart!
Ooh!
He'll save children, but not the British children.
He'll save children, but not the British children.
He'll save children, but not the British children.
He'll save children, but not the British children.
Had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears.
Threw a knife into Heaven, and could kill with a stare.
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky.
Killed his sensei in a duel and never said why.
Washington, Washington.
Twelve stories high, made of radiation.
The present beware, the future beware,
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Did I mention his four nuts?
Well he also had four dicks.
If you took off his boot you'd see the dicks growing off his feet.
I heard... that motherfucker... had like... thirty goddamn dicks.
He once held an opponent's wife's hand...in a jar of acid...at a party.
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"He once held an opponent's wife's hand...in a jar of acid...at a party.".
WAHAHAH, pure classic. |
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Killed his sensei in a duel and never said why.
Best. Fucking. Line. |
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